Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can’t.
Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I’m greater than you.

No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
No, you’re NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!

I can get a Halo
from anyone that I know.
Enjoy your Metroid Prime clone
I’ve got another Killzone.

I can live on FPS.
And only on those?
Yes.
So can the bros!

Any score you can get
I can get higher.
I can dev anything
better than you.

No, you can’t. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can sell
I can sell cheaper.
I can sell anything
Cheaper than you.

700 bucks?
600 bucks!  500 bucks?
400 bucks!  No, you can’t!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Any noise that you make
I can make lesser.
I can do anything
less loudly than you.

No, you can’t. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)

I enlarge a buffer,
faster than a fluffer.
I compute things quicker
while uploading to Flickr.

I can rely on the cloud.
While always online?
Sure.
That’s really not fine–
you crook!

Any buzz you can build
I can hold longer.
I can hype any fan
Up more than you.

No, you can’t.
Yes, I can No, you can’t.
Yes, I can No, you can’t.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N’T–
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can buy
I can use better.
In what you use
I’d run better than you.
In my RAM?
In your cloud! In my Glass?
In your case! No, you can’t!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!

Anything you can draw
I can draw faster.
I can draw everything
Faster than you.

No, you can’t. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can’t. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan’t. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)

I can help with fitness.
I can play The Witness.
I have Xbox Live Gold.
I give games that aren’t old.
I can do most anything!
Do you have backwards compat? No.
I guess we share that.

Anything you can say
I can say clearer.
I can say anything
Clearer than you.

No, you can’t. (Mumbles)
Yes, I can. (Clearer) No, you can’t. (Mumbles)
Yes, I can. (Clearer) No, you can’t. (Mumbles)
Yes, I can. (Clearer) No, you can’t, can’t, can’t (Guttural)
Yes, I can, can, can (Shakespearian)

Yes, I can! No, you can’t!

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